An awfully bad farmer called Joe
Had a field that he wanted to sow
So he prayed for his needs
But he planted no seeds
So, you see, there was nothing to grow
There was a big man with a limp
Who decided that he'd be a pimp
So he bought several whores
And took them indoors
Where he trained them to screw with a chimp
A stupid composer called Twosheds
Had two wives, two houses and two beds
His spouses complained
And Twosheds felt drained
So he cloned, got two bodies and two heads!
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