Silly Poems

feelings

by Liz Marshall

When a feeling's stuck in
You can just do a grin
Pretending that it doesn't matter.
But to turn things about,
You may help it come out
By having a really good natter.

Posted on March 26, 2005 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

the cough

By Jason Thompson

I tried to work but had a cough,
Took the day off,
Splutter sniff cough.
At least now there's slightly less stuff in our lof
t.

Posted on March 26, 2005 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0)

hoodle ping

By Liz Marshall and Andy Curtis

Hoodle Ping
Poodle Hing
Hingle Poo
Pingle Hoo
Hoodle Ping

Posted on March 20, 2005 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0)

broken mug

By Andy Curtis

Broekn Mug

The mug. It's broken.

Broken by me.

It bounced once, and was fine.

It gave me hope, but the second time

It smashed into many pieces...

- primarily three

But an abundance of shards

Smaller than a pea.

The mug. It's broken.

Broken by me.

Sorry.

Posted on March 10, 2005 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0)

bennifer fell

By Andy Curtis

Bennifer Fell

Bennifer Fell

First 10 meters
Scary screaming
Downward streaming
No point preening

Bennifer Fell

Next 10 meters
Onward lunging
Darkness plunging
All expunging

Bennifer fell

Last 10 meters
Hope diminished
Undistinguished
Bennifer's finished

Posted on March 09, 2005 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (7)

12th night

by Andy Curtis


The 12th night I engineered
a chance meeting with her I said
"I think I love you,
I can't get you out of my mind"
She kicked me and went to call the police
I was overjoyed
I'd never got that far with a woman before

Posted on December 28, 2004 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0)

offer of help

by Andy Curtis


"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
The receptionist was polite
My mind raced
"Yes. I want to make love with you"
Actually, I simply smiled and said
"No, that's everything. Thank you."

Posted on December 28, 2004 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0)

plan of action

by Andy Curtis


When all else fails
Fail yourself as well
...and call life's bluff

Posted on December 28, 2004 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (0)

you saw me

by Andy Curtis


You saw me, the other night.
For the first time, you really saw me
Now I feel shy with you
And uncomfortable
I don't really know how to be
Because I didn't really see you

Posted on December 28, 2004 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (1)

your coffee

by Andy Curtis


I spent a week without
your strong and heady brew,
Richly satisfying, ever sweet and never bitter,
I endured those days without much grace,
Subduing memories of your face,
And longing endlessly to place,
My lips upon your mug.

Posted on December 28, 2004 in Life & Love | Permalink | Comments (1)

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