by Andy Curtis
Josie's knickers are full of piss
I wouldn't normally tell you this
But the stain is spreading large and wide
And I'm not convinced it will stay inside.
Oops, now it's there for all to see
Slowly seeping towards her knee
Trickling downwards more and more
I fear it's almost reached the floor
All muscle control is now long gone
And the gushing flow goes on and on
The pool has now become a lake
Josie STOP for goodness sake!
Josie's face is as red as blood
Things haven't gone quite how they should
But the crisis point is safely past
And clean dry pants are in place at last.
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