by guest author - John Cooper
house husbandry is difficult
as their footings are seldom good
the base of their relations is usually based on mud
oh and concrete. Sexing them is hard
no outward signs of gender
and often subtle clues
are covered up with render
the colour of the mortar is a clue to the expert
but for the amateur a chintzy curtain is always sure to work
but the hardest part of domicile mating
is an incompatibility in their damp course rating.
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