Silly Poems

Drizzle in Darlington

The Theme was "Rain"

Drizzle in Darlington
By Karrie Hall

There's drizzle in Darlington
And mizzle on Mull
There's snow in Shrewsbury
And hailstones in Hull
It's chucking down in Cheltenham,
Chelmsford and Catton,
So if you're going out anywhere
You must put your hat on.

On My windscreen

The Theme was "Rain"

On My windscreen
By Jo webster-Green

On my windscreen,
Big white splat,
Rain comes down,
Gone! Like that!

they’ve cut the grass in the graveyard

by Liz Marshall and Andy Curtis

They’ve cut the grass in the graveyard
The loose grass is lying around
The corpses have less insulation
But they don't feel the cold underground

They’ve cut the grass in the graveyard
The yellowing stubble shows through
I reckon it looks more untidy
But gardeners need something to do

They’ve cut the grass in the graveyard
At a stroke they have cut down the crop
So the bodies below in their coffins
Are that little bit nearer the top.

They’ve cut the grass in the graveyard
It's a beautiful summery smell
It's a scent that reminds me of heaven
Though most will be rotting in hell.