by Liz Marshall
Decorators have paint issues
With dribbles, drips and sploshes
They could just work with bare feet
Or maybe wear galoshes
There’s some of you have hand issues
They keep on getting dirty
They’ll shrink if you keep washing them
And make your feet all hurty.
In bogs beware of mud issues
It’s squelchy, wet and smelly
Take them off outside the house
Or better, wear your wellies
If you have some pant issues
And you walk out of the door
They’ll stay down round your ankles
Because shoes stay on the floor
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