by Andy Curtis
‘Mobile fun’, the advert said,
(I quickly found the site)
Soon hectic thoughts assuaged my head
As the banners began to bite.
I hate the evil internet
I loathe its cunning power
I‘ll only tolerate such marketing
For up to half an hour.
Not even safe in email’s peace
The spam rolls on and on
I don’t need ‘Red Hot Babes in Greece’,
For ‘wanton sexy fun’.
I hate the evil internet,
Or so I try to say,
But I stay connected every minute
Of every hour, each day.
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