Best of the BB Limmerix

I love the Digital Spy forums limericks thread.

Here are some of my favourites from this year's offerings so far.

"Get away from the fridge!" ordered Nicky.
"It’s not that I want to be picky,
I'm really quite sweet,
But next time you eat
I'll kill you - now hand me my biccy!"

Dear Laura continues to rile
As she spits out her venom and bile,
But what most distresses
Is that she possesses
Two faces - and both of 'em vile.

And so our Big Brother begins
First entry is a set of pink twins
We're all seeing double
Lets hope they cause trouble
With their screeching and constant sweet grins

Comments

[Angela]

On the blogcam pic,
Are my eyes playing tricks?
Your face is looking thinner
Could it be that you're slimmer
I hope it's not a camera trick!!

[AndyC]

Boom Boom!

Well done Angela - I really must get through and look at your piano again.

[Angela]

Please do, Andy! I'd be very grateful.