I mean, if he really was shy, would he paint the shop red and have his name that big? More likely to be like the store on the right with no name at all. Nice to see that he is a traditional pork butcher as well. That said, I've never seen a sign up for an untraditional pork butcher - maybe selling unusual cuts like "Marmalade Marinated Loin Chops" or possibly "Pork and Panda Sausages".
I'm quite tempted by "Chair World" next door on the other side, with its promise of "stable beds and chairs". It ain't much, but it's a start. Be honest - would you want unstable beds and chairs? Indeed not. They've got the right idea, and we should all be suitably reassured - if not actually impressed.
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