First, check THIS site out.
It's a link to some nice local Barnsley sayings. For those of you not from round 'ere, Barnsley is in Yorkshire - almost where I am native of.
What made me laugh was lower down on the page, in the comments. It's the first time I have seen phone text abbreviations used to deliver dialect. Beautiful:
“these are r8 true
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 2006-04-24 21:21.
i dint think i'd say any of them but now I say most of em lol.”
Loved it. Made me feel reight at wom.
Posted by: Liz Curtis | December 06, 2006 at 04:57 PM
Not from Barnsley. But round our end it weren't much diffrent.
Posted by: claire | December 06, 2006 at 06:47 PM