A right balls-up

Thanks to Steve Forster for this cutting-edge illustration. It illustrates a method, perfected by his brother, Terry, for removing the back wheels of piglets.

Simply chase the piglet into the the milk churn, and then (once wedged firmly) quickly slice and pop-out as required. “The hardest thing is ignoring the noise”, said Terry, laughing warmly over a cup of tea as we shared this touching tale.

Using this method, he was able to remove the testicles of over 150 piglets a day, instead of around 40 using the old “grab-and-attempt-to-hold-and-get-quite-badly-hurt” method.

Thank you for reading this educational piece. God bless you.

Comments

[Liz Curtis]

Glad you cut to the quick on this one, Andy.
Terry recounting the method kept me giggling merrily for nigh on 15 minutes.

[Rebecca]

We continue to be educated.

[Tim the Enchanter]

I will never feel guilty about harming mice again. Er...not that I did mind you.