“In El Salvador's Maximum security prison, four inmates were found to have cellphones in their anal cavities.”
So said a report I read a while back. I suppose the idea was to enable them to make calls whilst in prison. Goodness knows how they would have recharged them. Andyhow, I digress. Imagine my surprise when I discovered the X-Ray which gave them away:
There it is, right there. For secrecy, I suppose he has it on vibrate?
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What type of phone is it Andy? Is there a special Pay as you Go contract available for this type of use? Struggling to find an anal-telephonic pun here. Help me someone...
Posted by: Jason | September 12, 2006 at 07:47 AM
Pay-As-You-Go .... is good enough for me!
Posted by: Mr .Mavin | September 12, 2006 at 11:45 AM
Easily pleased...
Posted by: Jason | September 12, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Their strap-line could be 'The absolute bottom line'
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter | September 13, 2006 at 08:39 AM
All very sweet ideas. Thank you.
Thanks for the two you sent me privately, Jason. I have informed my legal team.
Posted by: Andy Curtis | September 14, 2006 at 02:22 PM