My thumb hurts

Yes. My thumb hurts.

It hurts, my thumb.

It's a hurty thumby.

The picture is not of my thumb.

It's someone else's thumb.

Their thumb was hurtytoo.

Not thirtytoo, hurtytoo.

This is not a poem.

Comments

[Rebecca]

If something sticks or stands out like a sore thumb, it is clearly and obviously different from the things that are around it.

Clearly........

[Jason]

This is not a poem either.
Which of these are poems?
Neither.

[Ed]

I have a hurty back and kidneys, do you think that sort of treatment will sort me out? Bit of a rubbish sort of poem though!

[Liz Marshall]

Difficult to get a bandage round a kidney I would have thought.