...of Vanilla Müller Light Yoghurt.
I like most of the flavours in the range, but the vanilla one is my current favourite.
I would like nothing better than to have some form of massive comedy bucket of the stuff poured all over me. I would just lie willingly beneath and wait for the cool and lovely yoghurt to splosh all my troubles away. Same goes for the blackcurrent flavour.
My only reservation there would be that the fruit might be a bit uncomfortable if I rolled over. Perhaps I should wear some sort of protective sheath? If I could be lying in some sort of empty pool, maybe I could work towards a floating/swimming/eating scenario.
That would be near perfect. I would bet that a yoghurt-filled pool would offer outstanding buoyancy.
Until I ate it all.
Hold that picture, folks.
Yuk! There's liking food and liking food ....
Posted by: Liz Marshall | July 22, 2005 at 11:32 AM
May I suggest that you visit the Edinburgh Festival this year, then, and see the show called Someone Likes Yoghurt - a one hour standup show by Richard Herring about liking yoghurt. See http://www.edfringe.com/shows/detail.php?action=shows&id=RICHH for booking details.
Posted by: Jason | July 22, 2005 at 08:03 PM