My goodness - Madonna and Guy Ritchie have renewed their wedding vows - after just four years. Celebs usually renew their partners after this sort of time, so I guess this is a sort of changing partners for the same one. Satisfies the showbiz need for constant activity. They're clearly going to need an eternity ring next year and, after that, they're more or less forced to divorce, have a wild fling with an inappropriate partner or two, before reconciling and swearing eternal love once more.
Shortly after that, they'll split for good.
Then they'll re-marry on the moon in the first commercial wedding/space trip. Expect books about their experiences to follow, and maybe a mini-series/fly-on-the-wall documentary.
Hello magazine must be very excited, I know I am.
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