Amarylis Project - Confidential Report
Status: Living (I'm pretty sure)
Height: So tall I can't open the teabag cupboard door.
Health: No real idea, it seems to be doing fine.
Prime Perception: The green stalky thing has went longer again.
Optimism of flowering: 92%
All seems to be well - but my lack of knowledge would frighten even a stupid person. More reports will follow, and thanks for your emails, but no, there will be no betting odds available as to whether it will flower or not. Please ask Ladbrokes. More reports will follow. Oh yes. Lots more reports.
My prayer is that the growing health and vitality of the 'green stalky thing', is echoed in your good self Andy.
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter | January 10, 2005 at 08:47 AM