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It occurred to me, whilst leafing through a well-thumbed copy of People's Friend in a dentist's waiting room some time ago, that it would be almost impossible not to..............erm....well - what I mean is....It's easy, isn't it, to gloss over the blemishes in a young......erm........

I suppose one would have to say, that there are three main things which define the way a person looks, there is the.............erm.......umm...........

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OK, it's a funny re-touched picture of a baby that made me laugh.