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Timmy Sat

by Andy Curtis

Timmy sat
Nice and quiet
In the cafe
On a diet

Timmy watched
Plates of dinner
He didn't eat
He just got thinner

Timmy dreamed
Of fish and chips
And in his sleep
He licked his lips

Timmy woke
The cafe dark
The ovens cold
His hunger stark

The day is done
The folks departed
The pie is gone
Timmy farted

Posted on October 12, 2005 in Food & Dining | Permalink | Comments (3)

custard cream

Bigbis
by Andy Curtis

There's something smashing about a custard cream
Simple and lovely - know what I mean?

Posted on January 01, 2005 in Food & Dining | Permalink | Comments (0)

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