Having worked at one time in computer tech support, these funnies have a particular access to my inner thingies. I hope they make the more smug amongst you smile.
[With grateful thanks to "Within the Crainium"]
Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah... thank you.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.