Tech Support Funnies

Having worked at one time in computer tech support, these funnies have a particular access to my inner thingies. I hope they make the more smug amongst you smile.

[With grateful thanks to "Within the Crainium"]

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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah... thank you.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah... this one does work.

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Customer: Can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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[OK, this one was the one that made me laugh out loud...for some reason...]

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.

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Comments

[Jason]

Ha ha ha ha what brainless wastes of skin. Anyone who doesn't fully understand everything about computers without asking someone else for help has to be the lowest form of pond life scum sucking filth.

Andy - I can't get my old DOS programmes to work on my Mac - should I throw my Mac away?

[Jac]

Laughing out loud is good - even if it is at the expense of us... us... what's the opposite of geeks?

[Woodrow]

Good morning. Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
I am from Darussalam and learning to speak English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Harvey and val take him to build himself at microphone which is constantly accessory."

With best wishes :o, Woodrow.