Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: The Twinky
..and frankly, you can keep it.
I feel a little let down by this American icon of convenience food. I knew it was bad for me...I knew it was, at best, a "guilty pleasure", but it never once struck me that it would not even be superficially nice to eat.
It's actually horrible. It leaves a greasy discharge on my mouth as I chew... and it isn't even that sweet actually. The cake actually tastes dry and the white goo inside really does not taste good. We have some awful cooking in the UK, we're rude and often very unkind... but we have not yet embraced the Twinky - and for as long as this remains true there is hope for us.
Although not much. After all, we allow Supa Noodles.
Actually, what is the trashiest household name convenience food in the UK?