It was a surprisingly messy experience, I'm glad to say. The crispy Taco shells, once fully loaded with ground beef, salad, salsa and cheese, simply exploded when bitten into. Thank goodness there are no pictures, because I felt like a 2 year old - covered in much food all over my face.
It was actually a secret and uncontroversially sexual pleasure for me. I wish it wasn't, but there it is. Try not to dwell on me, with food wiped all over my face, quietly enjoying it far too much.
OK, stop that right now.
I could eat one right now - with a few Jalapenõs of course. Mmmm....maybe just shove the whole lot straight at my face, letting the cool guacamole slide into every crevice...............oh my.
I have to end this now.