Lorne Spicer

It would be quite wrong of me just “lay into” TV presenter Lorne Spicer. She doesn't really deserve it, and has, in all truth and honesty, done very well for herself.

That said, there would be no point in me mentioning her today, if she didn't annoy me in some way. In reality, she annoys me in pretty much every way. The tragedy is that I like some of the shows she presents, but preferred them when their original presenters were in charge.

So what's my beef with Lorne?  Well, it has to do, initially, with an out-take of her I saw on Denis Norden's “It'll be alright on the night”. She was working on a programme called “Car Booty” and it was raining. I'll not repeat her words here, except to say that she strongly implied that the people concerned were losers and that she felt she was wasting her time doing what she did, and maybe that people watching did not really care either.

Nothing wrong with that, you might think, but strange that she would allow TV to broadcast what were her real thoughts breaking through - not just an amusing quip or forgotten line.

Even without this, her obvious falseness and plastic smile would not have convinced me. It's clear that she has little interest or respect for what she is doing. She wears loads of make-up, which I also see as another attempt to hide the real her. Come to think of it - she often wears thick woollen coats, which hide almost all of her.

She's currently doing another series of "Car Booty" and "Cash In The Attic" on BBC1 during the day.

Anyway, see what you think - comments please....

Comments

[John Allen]

I like Lorne. I find her very sexy. Yes, i would truly love to have sex with her.

[Billy no mates]

In my house we don't all her Lorne Spicer.
She is known simply as the shit faced fat arsed slag.

[Rich]

OK, this seems the place! Just to update all the posters here, and enable them to savour the irony, Lorne Spicer AKA Lorne Donovan declared herself bankrupt on 4 December 2008. Bet her research on Beat the Baillif came in useful!

[Honest John]

Haha the silly cow is bankrupt.

[Kenny]

Every one is entitled to their own opinions but I feel you are being a bit (just a bit?) harsh on Lorne.
Ok, she may not put on the "tv" act/face that others (Davina McCall?, Carol Vorderman?, etc.) do but she has something about her that makes her seem to me (maybe just me?) a very attractive and sexy lady. It's not just the rare shots of her in boots (although that does add to my arousal on the extremely limited oportunities I have to watch her programme/s) or in flowing and or short skirts but there is just something that makes me want to whisk her away in my car, marry her and spend the rest of my life making her happy and contentended. The coments (by return email) of the editor/owner of this website are eagerly anticipated along with comments of other people out there.

[Ange]

I think you should get in touch with the people at Guinness! Get your face in next year's book, Andy!

[Betty swallocks]

How hilarious that fat arse Spicer has been made a bankrupt.
She shouldn't of wasted her money on having her make up put on with a roller.

[Dennis the Menace]

At this particular hard time in Lornes life.
Can I just take this opportunity to give her some words of advice.
"Get your fucking fat arse down the dole office and collect your Giro you over made up fucking witch"

[Dumbledore]

It's true, the fat munter is bankrupt!

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/101420/

Hope the BBC sack her. Here's to a life of selling prawn rings on the Iceland adverts..although I bet even they would think twice about that!

[Five Fingered Freddy]

I hope the BBC sack the fat munter.
That way in desperation she may turn to porn.
The trouble is no one would want to shag that ugly minger.

In the end she would have to do animal porn.
Now I would pay to see a pony stick it's dick up her dirt box.

[Cosmo Small piece]

Lorne always reminds me of that silly bitch Kerry Katona.

Both are fat slags

Both are hated by the public

Both have no class or sophistication

Both are being made bankrupt

Both are now so poor they have to shop at Iceland

[Gwen Bailey]

I doubt whether any of Lorne's snide critics could
do her job as well as she does. I suggest they look at themselves first to see if they are above
criticism.

[alan Thomas]

Personally i do like lorne but i must admit that the false laugh and plastic smile does cheese me off aswell and as for my missus cannot even stand the sight of her.
Alan

[sean]

some of the things said here are hilarious, and she does have an awful laugh, wears too much make up and big clothes in summer. i wouldnt have thought she was mean, but i guess i was wrong. get the minger of the box. she cannot present at all

[AndyC]

You'd tire. Oh yes.

[Shelia]

she is a essex slag!

she has gone in bueinss fucking in the alis in leigh on sea

i have footage of it email me for details

[emma]

OMG Look what i found guys cause lorn has lost al that money shes broken in to the indrusty

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/m_0324c5899eb7489284813f121fcfc74b.jpg

dirty little sket

[Ricky]

I feel really mean, but I've just heard that Lorne has declared herself bankrupt, and laughed. I'm sure that bankruptcy must be an awful thing, and I am sort of ashamed of myself, but it makes her claims to be a financial expert seem a little dodgy, don't you think?

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[Lydia]

Honestly, I have disliked her from the beginning. Yep, I agree: she's not genuine. Plastic smile and a whinnying laugh that makes me shiver. She's definitedly not my kind of person. Mark Franks isn't either but at least he does know what he's talking about!

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[drug test passing]

Thanks For Such A Nice Post

[bernie]

I'd slip her one, just a cheeky one nice juggs