It would take someone staggeringly unobservant to fail to notice that I am a man who is not currently blessed with what could be truthfully described as a "trim figure". It would be much fairer to say that my body takes over where obese leaves off.
Fear not. This is not going to be some grand exercise in self-hate - tempting though that is. I suppose I wanted to write about this subject, simply because I feel able to. The reason I feel able to is that I am currently embarking on what may well end up being a life-changing plan to correct this situation.